ISLAMABAD: After being harassed for a good part of two weeks Zaalima was dumped earlier today for bringing Diet Coke ‘despite loud, clear and nationwide instructions’, it has been learnt.
While addressing a press conference, Zaalima’s partner has confirmed that the two have parted ways after Zaalima brought Diet Coke home when he was being asked to bring regular coca cola.
“Ik farmaesh nikki jayi paayi and he does this to me,” Zaalima’s partner told the media. “I cannot stay with someone who cannot do what has been told to do, especially when the task is to bring me a f**king bottle of coke.” Zaalima’s partner says she does quite understand the message he was trying to give here.
“Minnataan kar kar haar gayi main and he still thinks I’m someone who would want sugar free drinks,” she said. “What is he trying to say? That I should lose weight? Bloody sexist, fat-shaming a***ole.” She said that there is no way back for Zaalima in this relationship.
“Pyaasi rahi mein mar jawaan gi, but he’s not getting back in my life,” she confirmed. “It was almost as bad as bringing a bottle of Pepsi.” Despite repeated efforts, Zaalima wasn’t available for comments.
